Lance:
~It's like Where's Wally? If you find Chris you can win a million dollars!
~No you haven't changed, 'cause you're a loser.
~I think she got butt implants.
~Cool! Just add water and POOF!
~This is the fun part. Blowin' things up.
~Sorry mom, I have wrinkled cloths.
Justin
~Throw him in the pool!
~Well, we really have only one rule - don't let Joey make any decisions.
~This is a rather embrassing award. One because I'm standing next to Chris Kittan. I think that says enough.
~Yeah, show 'em the pisser Lance!
~I don't wear underwear. (eww)
~Ha! I did it all for the nookie.
~I'll give you Lance's underwear!
~Mine mine mine mine mine all mine!
~See, there he goes trying to milk it again. Qoosh, qoosh. Stop it! (milk what?)
~Stay tuned. 'Cause comin' up next, I'm goin' to take off all my cloths.
~I'm getting too old for this shit.
~I promise I won't take advantage of this girl on the roof. I'm a nice guy.
~We drink Red Bull at a quarter after four.
~They had to deal with the dramas of the snow cone place!
~Go boy go!
~Why I ain't got nobody to dance with??
~No! Wait man, I really need to finish my Ricky Martin dance.
~It'll be kinda whoa.
~I'm just like, huh?
~You're making me sound like a prostitute.
~I want to stand for this whole interview.
Joey:
~All we used to do is eat, eat and did I say eat?
~Me!? Heck no!
~They like me, they really like me.
~Thank you for filming me.
~JC's been in prison for about what? Five years?
~Everyone said that I was the ugliest woman they have ever seen!
~"Why does Justin stick his tongue out?" He's trying to catch flies? I dunno.
~Wer're going to the beach. WE'RE GOING TO THE BEACH!!
JC:
(to Chris)~Dude, you scare me when you drive!
~In Spain, man, they're really grabby.
~Get on the bus!
~That was really funny, now get out!
~There's a lot of funky things goin' on right now.
~Uh, you talk. Talk. TALK!
~Yeah, you know I'm a freak.
~There's a whole slew of people going, "PULL THE LEVER! START THE FIRE! RA RA RA!"
~Hi, welcome to Burger World! Can I take your order? Would you like an apple pie sir?
~Oh, no, we're perfectly comfortable.
~Did you all wear deoderant today? Joey?
~Today in the cafeteria: meatloaf madness and apple surprise!
~We were all crying like girls.
~That was not me, I didn't do that!
~I want a girl that can make me go 'oomph'. (oomph?)
~Throw me off first. I'm going off first. I'll swim off!
~That was not me! I didn't do that!!
~They kicked me off the reservation.
Chris:
~Are you saying our dancing is bad?
~We're gonna moon the camera. Ha! This is Minnie Mouse. ERR!
~Hey, Lance, stick out your tongue.
~This is where we sit our naked asses!
~Joey! Stick your tongue right here!
~Did we spell YTV right?
~We'll talk you through this one. It's okay!
~GET OPEN! OVER THERE, OVER, OVER, OVER, OVER, I'LL PASS IT TO YOU!
~Where's my dinner. (in the oven. haha!)
~There's free cheese in the dinning room!
~He's a fashion victim.
~I'm very happy, lonely singer, old man. And bitter.
~Now I know my knowledge of Justin's underpants.
~Joey won't let me hold his kid anymore. I only dropped her once, that's kinda unfair.
~Pull my finger.
Combos:
Chris: Lance is dating me!
Lance: I date everyone.
Chris: The tour's called Boys of Summer.
Joey: No it's not.
Chris: It's called Summer Dudes.
Joey: No it's not.
Chris: It's called a Bunch of Summer People.
Joey: It's just us.
Chris: Oh, that's right. I forgot we changed that idea because it was dumb.
Justin: You suck!
Lance: No, you suck!
Q: What would you do if you were stuck on top of a mountain?
All: HELP!
Justin: Here, you can have a lollipop.
Chris: Justin! I want one!
Justin: No. I only give them to pretty girls.
JC: He can be a real fool.
Chris: Thanks guys, I can feel the love in this room.
Q: Have any of you experienced a holiday romance?
Lance: I have. The summer of '94 - Ashley. She was from Louisiana and I never say her again.
Justin: Was that a one-summer stand?
Lance: I guess so. It was actually only one week.
Chris: I've never had one.
Justin: All the ones that I thought were just gonna be summer love turned into relationships.
Chris: JC had one, but the guy went off and joined the Army!
JC: Whatever. I didn't know it was a guy, OK?
Q: When did you start singing?
Joey: What? Four or five, just singing in the shower.
Justin: There's another visual for ya.
JC: And girls sing totally different from guys...
Chris: Oh, there's a good analogy!
